Mirror mirror on the saddle
Hear my rhinestones rattle
Actin' up
Billy Bob Texas
Picking out new exes
Actin' up
If you really wanna want me
I'll be riding on my pony
Just a-singing 'Mony, Mony'
'Cause I'm ma-ma-ma-ma-ma I'm actin' up

Even Tiger Woods
Couldn't swing it this good
I'm actin' up
My McQueen mustang
Hundred dollars in the tank
Gassin' up
I'm out in the Mojave
Call me Ricky, call me Bobby
Call me hotter than wasabi
'Cause I'm ma-ma-ma-ma-ma I'm actin' up

I want a sunset ride
A velvet rodeo
A Colorado high
A California glow
I wanna see the desert
From a painted Palomino
Señorita need to have a little fun
I'm actin' up
I'm actin' up

Looking for the lightning
When I find it then I rhyme it
Actin' up
Little lonеstar Elvis
Gonna get a little selfish
Shackin' up
With my microphonе money
Bought my own milk and honey
Got my own kind of country, kinda funky
T-t-t-t-turn it up

I want a sunset ride
A velvet rodeo
A Colorado high
A California glow
I wanna see the desert
From a painted Palomino
Señorita need to have a little fun
I'm actin' up

I got a heart on fire, boy
Don't you wanna hold it?
I'm a really good trip
Don't you wanna go on it?

I want a sunset ride
A velvet rodeo
A Colorado high
A California glow
I wanna see the desert
From a painted Palomino
Señorita need to have a little fun
I'm actin' up
I'm actin' up
I'm actin' up
I'm actin' up