I've been crushing it forever
I've been smashing my own records
I've done everything to wipe that memory
If you and I had it together
You were always so much better
Now my best friend is my worst enemy

We'd be up all night
But with you it's not a fair fight
(I'd be on the ropes, I'd be on the ropes)
Take those big blues eyes
Go pick on somebody your own size
(I'd be on the ropes, I'd be on the ropes)

Hey everybody, they say
I've been up all night
Play the video game
But it's better than getting my heart bashed up in two
By somebody like you, by somebody like you
Oh, what a boy got to do? What a boy got to do? What a boy got to do?

We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong

Everyday now I just give her
I get all my meals delivered
Since you been gone
All I got is time

You probably think I'll never grow up
But if you ever dare to show up
Be on your best game
'Cause baby I'm on mine

We'd be up all night
But with you it's not a fair fight
(I'd be on the ropes, I'd be on the ropes)
(I'd be on the ropes)

Hey everybody, they say
I've been up all night
Play the video game
But it's better than getting my heart bashed up in two
By somebody like you, by somebody like you
Oh, what a boy got to do? What a boy got to do? What a boy got to do?

We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
(I've been up all night)
We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
(But with you it's not a fair fight)
We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
(We've got somebody on your side)
We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong
We be going donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey kong