Mr. Clean tell me, is that really you?
I wonder what you've done
To become so big and dumb but I know you can
Change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean if you know what I mean
When I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy
Who is cruel to everyone he meets
And who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean tell me, is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met you beat me up
That was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

It's hard to believe that you don´t owe me shit
I'm well aware of what is yours
And where to draw the lines
At least I have the right to write
Anything I think is right

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met you beat me up
That was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

When you were nice

Looking back at the days when we were friends
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met you beat me up
That was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

When you were nice