Ride a bike on the street
Be hit by a BRT
Surf on the top of the train
Go to Engenhão for a football game

Dumb ways to die
In Rio, dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in Rio
So many dumb ways to die

Wait in the hospital line
Stop the car at the red light
Be hit by a manhole
Die because your team scored a goal

Dumb ways to die
In Rio, dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in Rio
So many dumb ways to die

Be robbed in your house
Be in a building that falls
Drive on a road full of holes
Get scared with the price that the apartment was sold

Dumb ways to die
In Rio, dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in Rio
So many dumb ways to die

Suffocate inside the subway
Get shot from a lost bullet

Walk on the street and be buried by garbage
Go out on a flood and get electrocuted
Drive in Joá when it falls
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in Rio
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Be safe around Rio