You don't sweat
Your bodies never wet
Your hair ain't ever out of place
Your fashionably thin
And you always wear a grin
You never had a pimple on your face, oh no-oo

Your lookin' at me as though nothing ever happens
I'm the one something happened to
Maybe nothin' ever happened to you

Your looking at me as though nothings ever been done
I'm the one something's been done to
Maybe nothin's ever been done to you

You always wear what's in
You play a game to win
And there's no doubt that your headed for the top
You look like gammon champ
And your fashionably camp
But I wonder if you'll ever feel enough to stop
…on your ruthless climb to becoming the Dewers profile of the month
Long enough to listen to me while I say to you...

Your lookin' at me as though nothin' ever happened
Your lookn' as though you haven't been through
All the things that happened to me and you

You know, I always wondered about people like you
Maybe nothing ever happens on the inside of you-oo-oo-oo-oo
Maybe nothin' ever happens to you