I ain't no model, I ain't no star
Ain't gonna make the headlines through divorce scams
I'm kind of ugly, but I get by
I'm no Prince Charming, just an urban caveman

I'm not so cool and I ain't that sharp
I'm just a clown fish fighting the great big sharks
I feel so jaded, I feel so aimless
Worse than a blind nun praying at a swinger's conference

No, no, not again
I don't wanna play this endlessly
I don't feel I'm ready to give in
I don't wanna play this endlessly

And everything will stay the same
And we will play the game again
Just leave your troubles far away
And it will all be fine again

I'm used to swimming against the tide
Don't want no sheepish monkeys by my side
The truth is out there for all to see
The latest fad is saving up to pierce your knee

I'm gowing bald and losing my cowlicks
I've lost the battle against the laws of physics
I feel so jaded, I feel so aimless
Worse than a blind nun praying at a hooker's contest

No, no, not again
I don't wanna play this endlessly
I don't feel I'm ready to give in
I don't wanna play this endlessly

And everything will stay the same
And we will play the game again
Just leave your troubles far away
And it will all be fine again

And everything will stay the same
Let's have a beer and celebrate
Just leave your troubles far away
And it will all be fine again

Mother-Ship come look for me
Mother-Ship please rescue me
Mother-Ship come set me free

And everything will stay the same
And we will play the game again
Just leave your troubles far away
And it will all be fine again

And everything will stay the same
Let's have a beer and celebrate
Just leave your troubles far away
And it will all be fine again