How do you do?
It's good to see ya
How do you do?
I'm glad I'm here
Of all the places that I've been to
I like the way things are right here

How do you do?
Do you remember?
When we were kids, those good old days
With chalk we used to scrawl
Names upon a wall
What happened to the friends we knew?
I'm longing to see them all

Give me my pipe and my slippers
Go tell the gang I'm here to stay
I'll be at home tonight
Shaking hands till morning light
Saying a how do you do? To you and you
A big how do you do? To you

How do you do?
It's great to see ya
How do you do?
I'm so glad I'm here
Of all the places that I've been to
I like the way things are right here

Give me my pipe, give me my slippers
Go tell the gang I'm here to stay
I'll be at home tonight
Shaking hands until it's light
Saying how do you do? To you and you
A big how do you do? To you
A big how do you do? To you
A big how do you do? To you