Here he comes the starry eyed
The holly guide form the sky
He's the pink priest from the nowhere church
He will never carry any weight
He talks so much about you and me
You know he really wants to save our soul
He said come with me in the magic lift
The time has come to meet the Lord

Welcome into the magic lift
Highway to your dreams
Highway to your fears
Sit still stop smocking
Fasten your seat belt
Here we go

He walks alone in the western towns
Selling candies to the faithful crowd
He's a T.V. star
A guy to know
A model for the modern man
Pray for him
Then die for him
You belong to the lucky ones
He said come with me in the magic lift
The time has come to meet the Lord

Welcome into the magic lift
Highway to your dreams
Highway to your fears
Sit still stop smocking
Fasten your seat belt
Here we go