Warts are on my fingers
And bugs are in my hair
I got pimpies on my face
And my blood type is rare
My shoulders hang real low
And my eyes are always red
My ears are very large
And my breath smells like the death

But it's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you
It's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you

My feet always turn in
When I stand up and walk
And my voice is always slurred
When I begin to talk
My tempers very short
And my teeth are coated green
And when I go outside
Everyone just screams

But it's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you
But it's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you

You know my problems
You know my quirks
You think I'm stupid
Some kind of jerk
Now things are different
I'm all grown up
But I still look like I was hit by a truck

It's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you
But it's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you

It's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you
But it's better than being you
I can't stand seeing you