You look at me from you're fresh fruit juices
Don't you know that vitamins are useless
The trouble with you is you don't know what booze is
You've got a lot to learn
Mamma don't like no bass players in here
Mamma don't like no bass players in here
Well I don't care what mamma don't like
'cos I'm gonna play the bass guitar all through the night
Mamma don't like no base plays in here

Mamma don't like no drummers drummin' on
Mamma don't like no drummers drummin' on
Well I don't care what mamma don't like
Gonna play drumms anyhow
Mamma don't like no drummers drummin' on

Mamma don't like no guitar players in here
Mamma don't like no guitar players in here
But we don't care what mamma don't like
'cos we're gonna play the guitar over night
Mamma don't like no guitar players in here

Mamma don't like no piano plays goin' on
Mamma don't like no piano plays goin' on
But we don't care what mamma don't like
'cos we're gonna play the piano over night
Now mamma don't like no piano plays goin' on

Mamma don't like no saxophones in here
Mamma don't like no saxophones in here
But I don't care what mamma don't like
I'm gonna play the saxophone anyhow
Now mamma don't like no saxophones in here

Mamma don't like no trumpet players in here
Mamma don't like no trumpet players in here
Well I don't care what mamma don't like
I'm gonna play trumpet over night
Mamma don't like no trumpet players in here

Mamma don't like it when we all play at the same time
Mamma don't like it when we all play at the same time
But we don't care what mamma don't like
'cos we're gonna play the same time anyhow
Now mamma don't like it when we all play at the same time
Look over there at that useless geezer
He's having fun with his orange squeezer
Why don't you stick it in a bacardi breezer
You've got a lot to learn

We drink what we wanna drink - living on alcohol
Hi there we're the missing link

Now don't tell anyone but there was a time
When I knew this geezer who drank lager with lime
Now I can take the lager but forget the lime
'cos if you drink like that you're no friend of mine
No No you're no friend of mine