I got the bluest blues
I'm just as blues as can be
Yes got the awful news
My sweetie sweet left me
I love him so, and now I know this awful blow will lay me low
Oh Lordy Lord, what he did to me?
I'm just as sad as can be

I've got the Wang, Wang Blues
He's gone and left me with the
Wang, Wang Blues, and let me tell you Mister
I never knew I'd be so blue until he went away
I've got the Wang, Wang Blues
I've got the ever lasting Wang, Wang Blues
I'm only asking that my sweet sweetie
Will come back and chase away those
Wang, Wang Blues

Patter

Believe me blues is blues
I've found out it's true
I hope those blues will never get you
And if you see them comin' shake in your shoes
Because the Wang, Wang Blues are awful to loose
I ought to know because I've got 'em so bad
And while I've got 'em I will never feel glad
I have all kinds of blues, but this much I'll say
The Wang Wang Blues will surely turn your hair gray!