Only room for two, only room for two,
Half a dozen children and only room for two.
Left knee and right knee and this will never do,
Half a dozen children and only room for two.

Only room for two, only room for two,
Half a dozen children and only room for two.
Put one on my shoulder and put one on my shoe,
Half a dozen children and only room for two.

Only room for two, only room for two,
Half a dozen children and only room for two.
I'll take you on my lap and one will sit on you,
And one will sit on his lap and that's the way we'll do.