Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Larry Lane
Welcoming you to the Eighth Players Convention
It's a gala night, it's a little bit of a carnival and a Mardi Gras wrapped all in one
And we're here to bring it to you from start to the finish

Worldwide

All over my face and shoulders

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big moment we've all been waiting for
Who is the big of the year?
And now ladies and gentlemen, the man of the year
Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!