I Saw a Lady and She Was Naked
I Saw a Lady She Had no Clothes On
Seen Her in the Corridor
Lying On Her Back On the Floor
Why She Want to Pick On Me?
She Was -- Naked

I Saw a Lady and She Was Naked
I Saw a Lady She Had no Clothes On
I Had a Good Look Through the Crack
Footmarks Up Her Back
How Did They Get There?
She Was Naked -- Naked

I Saw a Lady and She Was Naked
I Saw a Lady She Had no Clothes On
Now She's Looking At Me
What's That Rope I See?
I Don't Like the Look of Those Boots
She Was Naked -- Naked

I Don't Wanna Seem Crude But She Was Nude
Nude -- Nude -- Nude --nude