Sunk a battleship
Flew with a bluebird
Sang a song with Frank
That everybody heard
My friend is here
My friend is here
My friend is here

Reached a miracle
Crossed a mountain
Ate a lunch with Christ
Stole a diamond
My friend is here
My friend is here
My friend is here

Have you met my friend my friend
He will take you in my friend
Have you met my friend my friend
He will take you in my friend
My friend is here

Got a raise to one
Stayed out until two
Quit before it was done
Not caring whether through
My friend is here
My friend is here
My friend is here