Oh, Hello...give Me Missing Persons, They Say
What Is It That You Need?
I Said Oh, I Need Him So...she Said You've
Got to Stop Your Pleading

And no Matter What I Do,
Even Pray to Heaven Above,
All I Ever Get From You Is
Long Distance Love

I Read the Papers
And I Got the Blues
I Was So Sad to Hear the News
Help Wanted, But Not Enough
You Know These Times Are Gettin' Rough

And no Matter What I Do
Even Pray to Heaven Above
All I Seem to Get From You Is Long Distance Love
(Whoo-oo-oo)

Oh Your Toes Were So Pretty
And Your Life So Sweet
I Wonder Do You Know
Do You Know You Hurt Me So

And no Matter What I Do
Even Pray to Heaven Above
All I Ever From You Is
Long Distance Love
Long Distance Love
(Oo-oo-oo)