There's a rumour that you got
A new girl and I don't come close
She lives 'round the corner
From your place and she drives her dad's Mercedes

Oh, look at her, isn't she cool?
Some would say a match for you
Oh, what a gift to be in her shoes
Dontcha know that

I really like you
And if you liked me too
I could be your girlfriend
You could be my dude

You put her name on MSN
With a red love heart emoticon
But the 8 Ball, predicts you'll
Be broken up by 9PM on Thursday

I hope you don't think I'm being cruel
Only I'm a better match for you
Oh what I'd give to be in her shoes
Dontcha know that

I really like you
And if you liked me too
I could be your girlfriend
You could be my dude

Dude
You could be my dude
Dude

I really like you
And if you liked me too
I could be your girlfriend

I really like you
And if you liked me too
I could be your girlfriend
You could be my dude

Dude
You could be my dude
Dude