Man, the other day I was trying to figure out
How many letters was in the alphabet
It took me all day, but you know I did it
You wanna know how many letters there are?
26 Letters in the alphabet

I wear a shower cap so I don't get wet
I put on my shoes, so my feet don't hurt
And go to the floor with ernie and bert
When I'm on the floor, I'm singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I got lots of friends, so I don't need pets
26 Letters in the alphabet

Ernie got wasted and bert went flat
They got kicked out and they can't come back
So they're standing outside
Singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
They're standing outside

Singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Yeah, they're standing outside singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Yeah, you know they're outside

Do the ernie
Who's inside?
Do the bert
Who's outside?
Shake your milky
Who's upside?
Chocolate shirt
Who's downside?

26 letters in the alphabet

Man, I didn't know I was so smart
My brain hurts