Meghan says I've got a brand new toy
Something to watch
And something you'll enjoy
A woman you've never seen
And a man that you know
Grainy video tapes
Of an old time rock and roller

And when he dies they'll talk about him
Saying he was a very bad man
And if you stop to think about it
What would you say...he's a very bad man

I've always known that folks did stuff like this
But watching Johnny not be so good
Kind of made me sick
After meeting a hundred punkers
Who thought it was a gas
I'm starting to think he's funny
And his kinks they make me laugh