It's great to be me,
It's awesome to be the mayor
Ho, ho, ho. No more sports!
You can see why

Oh my! It's fun to be the mayor

I make new rules and they obey,
They must do whatever I say
I'm the leader, there's nothing sweeter,
I'm the boss, and I love to boss them all around

I took a new name,
That's how I became the mayor
Oh, ho, ho. I'm the mayor

A little disguise
Surprise! And now I'm the mayor
I pick apples and stomp them flat,
I throw away their balls and bats
They must eat sweet, sticky treats
'Till there tummies ache and I make them start all over again

It's great to be me,
It's awesome to be the mayor
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho
I'm sure you'd agree,
Indubitably, it's fun to be the mayor