Time will dissolve
If sea monkeys are present
Sea Monkeys will hatch and reproduce
He said to the little girl
Sea monkeys are brine shrimp
The tooth fairy is your mom
Paula Abdul is a sea monkey

They found the little girl's skin
Under his yellow cigarette-stained fingernails
Once the little girl went to Tower Records
And saw some records displayed
The records were of Prince's Batman

Instantly the little girl associated
Any raw albums or CD's with Paula Abdul
She said Paula Abdul, mommy!
She started dancing and singing her song

Mommy patted the little girl's head
As blood dripped from the corner of her eyelid
Then they squirmed away to frolic
In instant life solutions step number three