Help me bring the groceries in
Buy your mumma's favourite flowers
I've been thinking 'bout all the things I do for us
Can you call the doctor up, and come back when you go out
Say you won't drink till you forget my love

Educate yourself
Call your friends for help
Don't make me yell
I'm not your mum

We can get together if you get your shit together
When you get your shit together, you can get with me
Come back when you're better, write a sentimental letter
When you get your shit together, you can get with me

Come on get a little feminine and go against the flow
Let it all go, come home, fall into my arms
Make your own money, make your own fame
When you come down, I don't want to get blamed
Seeing you hurt yourself is breaking my heart

We can get together if you get your shit together
When you get your shit together, you can get with me
Come back when you're better, write a sentimental letter
When you get your shit together, you can get with me

Dearest darling
I know sorry is just a bandage on a limb that needs a thousand stitches
God, why do you never do the dishes?
Sorry, now I'm just bitching
I've got this scratch that you're not itching
And you don't know what you've been missing
So please accept this secret mission
Find out where the clit is
Yours sincerely
Me

We can get together if you get your shit together
When you get your shit together, you can get with me
Come back when you're better, write a sentimental letter
When you get your shit together, you can get with me

We can get together if you get your shit together
When you get your shit together, you can get with me
Come back when you're better, write a sentimental letter
When you get your shit together, you can get with me