Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on, throw my hand in the air
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, no

I'll be lying on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
Click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the only man

Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x
Meet a really nice girl, send a really nice text
And she's gonna write back "you're so great" (omg you're so great)
Yeah

I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

Oh, yyes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no no, oh

I'll just strut with nothing to do
And let everything fall through
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all