I was supposed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was just keepin' it copasetic
Till nobody noticed my new aesthetic
All of this to say I hope you're okay
But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame
But what about your quiet treason?

And for a fortnight there, we were forever
Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers, I wanna tell her
All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February
Went with a miracle move-on-mood, the effects were temporary
And I love you, it's ruining my life

I love you, it's ruining my life
I loved you for only a fortnight
I loved you, but I loved you

And for a fortnight there, we were forever
Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers, I wanna tell her
And for a fortnight there, we were together
Run into you sometimes, comment on my sweater
Now you're at the mailbox, turned into good neighbors
Your husband is dreaming, I wanna tell him

I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
I loved you for only a fortnight
I loved you, I loved you
I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
I loved you for only a fortnight
I loved you, I loved you

Thought of callin' ya, but you won't pick up
'Nother fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
But it won't start up till you love, love, love me
Thought of calling ya, but you won't pick up
'Nother fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
But it won't start up till you love, love, love me