This is the story of Kim Carlisle
108 on your radio dial

She gets straight As but heres the deal
Half of what she says is stuff she steals

So turn her off, put the cougar on a diet
Turn her off. Kim Carlisle be quiet

She thinks shes hip and shes edgy
But listenin to Kim is like an audio wedgie

Oh yeah

It hurts our brains so stop it please
We got the cure for this radio disease

So turn her off.
Put the cougar on a diet.