I chew imaginary gum
I own a replica gun
When we play away from home, we send in the drones
I study military maps
It helps me relax
What an ending, with 'em sending in the drones

Ruffians are on parade
Ruffians are on parade
At the last stand of the day
We lost more than we saved
At weekly meetings we go on parade

I write on the walls
Of urinals and stalls
When we play away from home, we send in the drones
I got the head of a stag
And a confederate flag
What an ending, with 'em sending in the drones

Ruffians are on parade
Ruffians are on parade
In the dark of the arcades
We spend more than we made
At weekly meetings we go on parade

We're never backing down, we'll never be alone again
We are never backing down
Even a million miles away from home

Ruffians are on parade
Ruffians are on parade
At the last stand of the day
We lost more than we saved
At weekly meetings we go on parade

Ruffians are on parade
The ruffians are on parade
At the last stand of the day
We lost more than we saved
In the dark of the arcades
And we spend more than we made
At weekly meetings, early evenings
After eating, we go on parade