[Ensemble]
Penelope
Penelope

[Penelope]
Don't you miss me?

[Odysseus]
More than you know

[Penelope]
Then jump in the water and kiss me

[Odysseus]
Penelope, I've told you this before
You know I'm afraid of the water

[Penelope]
I'll make sure that you are safe and sound
Come play with me and our daughter and let's watch our love leave the ground

[Odysseus]
Oh, I would
But I'd be suffering trying to float the whole time

[Penelope]
I would take the suffering from you

[Odysseus]
Oh, as good as it sounds, right here I'm just finе

[Penelope]
I can take the suffering from you

[Odysseus]
You know that I prеfer my feet on the ground

[Penelope]
I will take the suffering from you

[Odysseus]
Fine, but only if you answer a question or two

[Penelope]
Of course!

[Odysseus]
Okay, so let's say I was on the run or hiding
From I don't know Poseidon
And let's say he blocked the way home with giant waves and giant storms

[Penelope]
Oh no!

[Odysseus]
How am I to evade him?
How am I to get home?
Which route should I take?
Where am I supposed to go?

[Penelope]
He will chase you high and low
So find a place he'd never go
The one way you'll get home
Is sailing where he's scared to roam, oh
It's through the lair of Scylla

[Odysseus]
No

[Penelope]
This is your only way home
The lair of Scylla

[Odysseus]
But Scylla has a cost

[Penelope]
Well, you asked and now you know
Now jump in the water!

[Odysseus]
Penelope, why?
You know I'm too shy and terrified

[Penelope]
I would take the suffering from you

[Odysseus]
Oh, for you I would die, but can't you let me stay dry?

[Penelope]
I can take the suffering from you

[Odysseus]
You should come onto the ship
We'll jump at the same time

[Penelope]
I will take the suffering from you

[Odysseus]
Ah, the things I do for you