I've been watching my TV
It's got a hundred different stations
They all look the same to me
Now I'm ready for a new sensation

I'm getting ready for the big time
Someday I'm going to be in big time news
Don't have to take it when you're big time
Someday you'll call me Mr. Big Time too

In the big reclining chair
With a cold six pack of beer
You've got a front row seat
Lean back and put up you're feet
Man, the future is looking bright from here

I'm getting ready for the big time
Someday I'm going to be in big time news
I can taste it, I'll be prime time
Someday I'm going to be in big time news
Don't have to take it when you're big time
Someday you'll call me Mr. Big Time too

I'm getting ready for the big time
Someday I'm going to be in big time news
Ain't going to waste it when I'm big time
I'll be ready for it, bing, bang, boom
I can taste it, I'll be prime time
Someday I'm going to be in big time news
Don't have to take it when you're big time
Someday you'll call me Mr. Big Time too