I'm your sheik oasis charmer, I'm your knight in shining armor,
I'm your dozen roses farmer, I'm your guy,
I'm a supper club fanatic, under storm electrostatic,
From three points I'm automatic, I'm your guy,

Now if you want a carriage ride and an escort to the ball,
The horse is waiting right outside, just give me a call,

I take meetings I'm a player, I eat breakfast with the mayor,
I will be your dragon slayer, I'm your guy

Whether it's running with bulls in Spain or wrestling with a bear,
Other guys got off the train but I'm the one who's there,

I juggle fire in the carney, played some golf with Jack and Arnie,
Even wrote some songs for Barney, I'm your guy