My invisible gun
You won't find my fingerprints
On my invisible gun
Though you may recall the incident
In which I held up the sun

With my invisible gun
It does those magic bullet tricks
My invisible gun
No flash or sound like a trigger click
No you just see the damage done
With my invisible gun

My invisible gun
You might say it's my new best friend
My invisible gun
A pocket full of unhappy ends
Watch them dance and run
From my invisible gun

My invisible gun
Fits like smoke in those funky joints
My invisible gun
You're all shot through with your hollow points
Now I never wait for fun
With my invisible gun