Ev'rybody in the whole wide world has got a fan club
From Colonel Glenn to Roy Orbison has got a fan club
Now, you've got so many girls in love with you
You oughta have a fan club too

But! before you say: Oh! ho, ho, O.K, I'm telling you
I got to be the president, secretary, treasurer
Vice president and chairman of the board too
Of your fan club, your fan club

Now, come on baby
Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie all of your love
And let me start you a fan club
Just give me one little sweet and tender kiss
And I'll start you a fan club that won't quit