Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's coming home
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's coming home
When his truck pulls up, you better be gone
I said, hurry up, Johnny, daddy's coming home

Six foot four, two twenty-five
They call him Colonel Parker and he likes to fight
I've told him I was gonna be all alone
Hurry up and finish, daddy's coming home

Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's in the driveway
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's in the driveway
Put on your clothes and hit the highway
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's in the driveway

He loves his little girl, he don't know this part
Last thing I wanna do is break his heart
You know about the two but you just can't stay
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's in the driveway

And if it all was up to me
We'd both just fall asleep
And we'd wake up in the morning with the sun
But we've got no time to waste
And I don't wanna see the look on his face
When he walks into my room and catches us

Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's at the door
I said, Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's at the door
You're gonna have to jump from the second floor
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's at the door

Raise up the window, make like a tree
If you hurt yourself, don't cry for me
I'll cry for you when I need some more
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's at the door

Oh, I'll cry for you when I need some more
Hurry up, Johnny, daddy's at the door