I know I may not look like much
Guess the years have been a little rough
I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned
I wanna be your one night stand

We'll check in to a dive motel
The carpet's worn and the curtains smell
Tv's old, wallpaper bland
I wanna be your one night stand

Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign

You don't have to meet my folks
I won't bore you with my stupid jokes
Just a guy with a minivan
I wanna be your one night stand

Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign

So, let's leave the kids at home
You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne
Throw away our wedding bands
I wanna be your one night stand