Hey u, y u fightin
A feelin everyone's found excitin' ?
& it goes on & on & on no matter what u say

& if u think it's frightenin'
Well i got a stipulation so enlightenin'
& it will turn u on & on just like a summer day, hey, gimmesommadat

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Funkiness-2 the left of me, gimmesommadat
Funkiness-2 the right
Now if u put your funky body in between, what 'cha got ?
U gotta funky sandwich

Hey, u say ya hungry
& u want a taste of somethin' that u never had
Well, i'm gonna fill u up so good
U aint never gonna wanna eat again (u think?) that's the truth!

Now, keep it on the 2, funky bass on the 1
Gimme 2 parts soul & simmer till u start 2 burn
How serve it up warm & brown
That's the only way i've ever known, can u dig it (yea)
Cool, now go back 2 the kitchen & fetch me a little bit o' that

Chorus

'scuse me while i break from the jam
Leave out your provolone, green eggs & ham
This ain't the kinda funk u eat
But it does consist of using meat
Of man persuasion, u understand?