Midlife crisis
Pervert, a virus
Mum's scared, dad's upstage
Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age!
Nymphets love you
Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true
Hands down this skirt
She don't need school, you're wise, she will learn

Oh, silly piggie
Rolling in your own shit again

Filthy in heaven
Cradle me my favorite parent
Disgust, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (you are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are)

Repulsed, just scraping for scraps
Son saying: When I grow up, I'll be like dad!
Drivеling in your crap, a pig in true form
Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm

Oh, silly piggie
Rolling in your own shit again

Filthy in hеaven
Cradle me my favorite parent
Disgust, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (yeah, you are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are)

And sadly
It's just a little bit too late
Your clothes are clean
But you got a teenager for a date

Filthy in heaven
Cradle me my favorite parent
Disgust, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (ahh)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel

(Oh) I guess it's just too late
(Oh) I guess it's just too late for you, my dear