There's a Malayan stripper of sex unknown
Some Siamese twins from a broken home
Maria's party, what a show going down
Maria loves her life, but she'll show you how
There's a strong man tearing himself into pieces
A magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingers
There's a show going on
Maria loves her life, she'll show you how, how, how

There's a high wire act on the telephone wire
And another Buddhist monk has set himself on fire
There's a fakir outside being buried alive
Maria's mad aunt has yet to arrive
A dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings,
A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaoke

Maria loves her life, and that's all, and that's all, and that's all.
La La La La La La La etc.
You will love her forever when the scene hits your town
La La La La La La La etc.
You will love her forever
You will all love her forever
Maria's Party
And that's all.