I'm the number one champion in this town
A-B-C
Count 'em
123

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town

Mary, Mary
So contrary
Extraordinary
She was scary when she walked by
In her blue jeans
She got good genes
Queen of California on the corner doing her time
She know everybody wanna hold her hand
(And I)
Never noticed what was underneath that dress
(Oh I)
Saw a halo but I didn't see a head
(So I)
Made a move like a fool
Dropped me dead when she said

A-B-C
Count 'em
123

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town

A-B-C
Count 'em
123

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town

Stumbled into the church
(Mary Mary was there)
On her knees
Quite a scene
(Making everyone stare)
She was la conquistadora
With a gun in her hand
She was mopping up the flora
Fawning over no man
She know everybody wanna hold her hand
(And I)
Never noticed what was underneath that dress
(Oh I)
Saw a halo but I didn't see a head
(So I)
Made a move like a fool
Dropped me dead when she said

A-B-C
Count 'em
123

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town

A-B-C
Count 'em
123

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town

I'm the number one champion in this town
Mary Mary
Such a revolutionary
Queen of California
On the corner doing her time

Mary Mary
Such a revolutionary
Queen of California
On the corner doing her time

Mary Mary
Such a revolutionary
Such a revolutionary
Such a revolutionary

A-B-C
Count 'em
123

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town

A-B-C
Count 'em
123
(Woo)

You got a little bit of money
But it don't come cheap
If you don't know 'bout me
You should know by now
I'm the number one champion in this town
(Bada, dada, dadada)

I'm the number one champion in this town
I'm the number one champion in this town
I'm the number one champion in this town
I'm the number one champion in this town