I just can't take it
I'm selling my stuff
Why can't you pay me
It's not that tough to get online
And pay me on time
Weeks go by and still not a dime

EBay revenge
EBay revenge

I just can't take it
I'll get you for real
You're worse than a villian
You rob and steal
So get online
It's pay pal time
I look and look and still not a dime

EBay revenge
EBay revenge

It's eBay revenge
Yeah
You'd better hide

You bought you bought
My earth crisis T-shirt

You bought you bought
My Shai Hulud vinyl

You bought you bought
My old ex watch

You bought you bought
But you never stinking paid

EBay revenge
EBay revenge

ISHC coming to get ya