mom's yellin' get a job
dad's callin' me a slob
but i don't wanna work
for no minimum wage
i was late for class again
teacher gave me detention
and she said boy you better
start actin' your age

i wake up every single day
tryin' to think up a way
to get through
without gettin' pushed around by you

and i say woh-oh-oh-oh
and you say woh-oh-oh-oh
and we just don't care about that anyway
woh-oh-oh-oh

all the jocks think i'm a geek
they beat me up 3 times a week
and i couldn't get a girl to save my life
my neighbor says i got no taste
he thinks that my whole life is a waste
this comin' from a guy that beats his wife

parents are thinkin'
rehabilitation
principal wants to send me
on a long vacation
but they don't know about me
it's more than what they see
i'm not a teenage sickie
i know that 1 and 1 is not 3