Here's a story about a bad guy
Who you may not have heard
He's mean, evil and ugly and he also is a robot
And his name is Dr Surd
With Julia operatin' Quest World
And Lorenzo goin' mad
He'll put Poke-balls in his Aerodactyl plane
And make leave makin' me look bad

It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket

Race and Dad'll kick his ass in
Estella and Hadji fight real Poke-tough
Me and Jessie will fight good with evil
And make him feel like a Jigglypuff
Lorenzo's Arbok'll kill you
And Julia's Mewtwo'll drive you insane
Dr Surd's Pidgeot will blind you like mad
And put you in his Aerodactyl plane

It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket

Sometimes I feel like I wanna kick his ass in
It happens all the time
Once I heard he was goin' 'round in circles
And talkin' in rhyme
The Surd Squad have so many Pokemon
You can barely count them all
Lorenzo told us in total, there were 24
With Julia, he's standin' tall
Dr Surd is crazy
He is nowhere
I know for one
The Surd Squad's square

It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket
It's Dr Surd's rocket