Any attention is better than none
I'll do anything at all
It's part of human nature
People laugh when other people fall
And I'll fall for you
I'll fall for you
But every time I'll get right up
Cause I'm sweet
And I'm funny
I'm glad I make you laugh
I'm nice
And I'm special
And I'm just here for your amusement
I'm just here for your amusement
Don't you wish I were?
Well how strange, you wish the same as her

Any opinion is better than none
Tell me who you think I am
Joking and kidding and laughter aside
Somewhere in here there's a man
And he'll fall for you
He'll fall for you
And some day he might not get up
But I'm sweet
And I'm funny
I'm glad I make you laugh
I'm nice
And I'm special
And you don't know a thing about me
You don't know a thing about me
Don't you wish you did?
Well it's hard, I keep it very well hid

What is pain?
I do not know what that word means

And you laugh and you cheer
And that's why I'm here
We hope you have enjoyed the show
And I'm sweet
And I'm funny
I hope I make you laugh
I'm weird
And I'm creepy
And I could write a book about it
I could write a book about it
I could write a song
It wouldn't hold your attention long