I've got a mild fascination for collectors
I've got a mild fascination for collectors
Where'd you find all that time
A place for everything in the house?
I've got a mild fascination for collectors

Your girlfriend says it's time to sell
But everything it fits so well
Rosewood from '75
That Seaboard reciever lost an eye
One shrunken head from Africa
Your girlfriend says you better not
You don't believe in superstition
You find the lord in repetition

I've got a mild fascination for collectors
I've got a mild fascination for collectors
Where'd you find all that time
A place for everything in the house?
I've got a mild fascination for collectors

A peice of wood from Noah's Ark
A thing collected from the start
And if there is another flood
Your house will float on Noah's wood

I've got a mild fascination for collectors
I've got a mild fascination for collectors
Where'd you find all that time
A place for everything in the house?
I've got a mild fascination for collectors