[Heather Duke]
Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

[Veronica]
Oh my God. Is she dead?

[Heather Duke]
Just some broken bones
Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people
And failing miserably

[Heather Chandler, Ram and Kurt]
Yo Girl
Keep it together
I Knew
You would come far
Now You’re
Truly a Heather
Smell How
Gangsta you are

[Veronica]
Martha, I’m so sorry?

[Heather Chandler, Ram and Kurt]
Yo Girl
Feel a bit punchy?
She’s Not
Looking so well
Still You’ve
Earned that red scrunchie
Come Join
Heather in hell

[Veronica’s Dad]
Where have you been?

[Veronica’s Mom]
We’ve been worried sick!
Your friend J.D. stopped by
He told us everything?

[Veronica]
Everything?

[Veronica’s Dad]
Your depression?
Your thoughts of suicide?

[Veronica’s Mom]
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick

[Heather Chandler]
He’s got your handwriting down cold

[Veronica’s Mom]
Please, honey. Talk to us!

[Veronica]
No, you wouldn’t understand!

[Veronica’s Mom]
Try me!
I’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now

[Heather Chandler, Ram and Kurt]
Guess who’s right down the block?

[Veronica’s Mom]
Your problems seem like life and death

[Heather Chandler, Ram and Kurt]
Guess who’s climbing the stairs?

[Veronica’s Mom]
I promise, they’re not

[Heather Chandler, Ram and Kurt]
Guess who’s picking your lock?

[Veronica]
You don’t know what my world looks like!

[Heather Chandler, Ram and Kurt]
Time’s up!
Go say your prayers!

Veronica’s running on
running on fumes now
Veronica’s totally fried
Veronica’s gotta be tripping on ‘schrooms now
Thinking that she can hide
Veronica’s done for
there’s no doubt now
Notify next of kin!
Veronica’s trying to keep him out now
Too late!
He got in!

[J.D.]
Knock! Knock!
Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette, I know!

[Veronica]
Get out of my house!