[Emily]
You're gonna make so many new friends here
Potential amigos around every corner
No bullies or bums, the chums are ten here!
It'll be be a breezy piece of cake
To form your

Brand new squad, crew or clique
If you want some buddies, you'll have your pick

Cause no one here is like you
No one remotely like you
You've got mystique
You're strange and unique

You'll make pals come hither
With every hiss and slither
Everyone will like you
Cause no one here is like you

[Emily, Saint Peter & Abel]
Scented candles, ponies
Marshmallow discotheques!

[Sir Pentious]
Do you have enriched uranium?

[Emily, Saint Peter & Abel]
No! But we got an unicorn polo stadium!

[Saint Peter]
Christmas romcoms all year long
At the multiplex!

[Abel]
I'm in love with you, Santa Claus

[Emily, Saint Peter & Abel]
Five stars!
And no one here is addicted to crack!

[Sir Pentious]
I'll get back to my friends
Once I gradate the voltage
And calibrate this lens

I will find a way
To quantize this frequency
Updrive the peak speed
So I can see them today!

[Emily, Saint Peter & Abel]
No one here schemes like you
Sheds skin or blasphemes like you
In no time we shall
Become your best pals!

[Emily]
I forgot to mention
You're not able to leave but look on the bright side!

We'll have so much fun here
From now to kingdom come here!

[Emily, Saint Peter & Abel]

We literally will
Have forever to chill

You'll soon know us too well
Since you can't go back to Hell
So wave your lonely days bye
You big weird lonely snake guy

Beagles, sprinkles, friendship
Guinea pigs, churros, pangolins
Everyone will like you
'Cause no one here is like you