Before we go forward
Let's rewind
To when Lu' and Lilith damned mankind
Gave eve red delicious
Heaven's rage was vicious
Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious

Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's daughter
Had to little plan to save the damned from the slaughter
Made a hotel for the people of hell to come and redeem thenselves
And well

Heaven's general, Adam from the garden
Love killing sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon
He sealed their fate and moved up the date of the next extermination
Which was less than great for

Our Charlie so desperate to show
Sinner could learn to repent to good deeds and grow
She sang some malarkey forgiving a spy
And yours truly fed a TV head a slice of humble pie

Then I
Went to a meeting with Carmilla, the top-shelf overlord weapons dealer
Velvette pressed her to reveal, She'd killed an angel with angelic steel

Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance a tragic victim of a circumstance
He and Husk had a heart-to-heart
Did anyone actually like this part?

Our girl Charlie called her absent pops
That corny mother-ducking king pulled out all the stops
Mimzy barged in and no one liked that
And me and Husker had ourselves friendly little chat

When Charlie went to heaven where she wasn't fully welcome
Tried to tell them about the progress she had made
The council looked down upon the merry band of Angel, Pent', and Cherry and
Suck it bitches!

Determined they were vermin who deserved to meet the blade
Em' and Sera had a fight buried secrets came to light
Vaggie fought for those above she fell from grace and fell in love

Our girl Charlie was a quite and bind
I took pity brought her around to Rosie's to find
Her cannibal army they lent her and ear
Carmilla taught old Vaggie how to handle her spear

The day arrived of the dreaded exorcism
Pentious died of attempted heroism
I got a little hurt
We put Adam in the dirt
Fucking losers!
Niffty scored the final blow thought I did almost all the work

As dust cleared on a hell changed forever
The gang rebuild their pointless hotel together
I have plans to put in motion
There's a moment here to seize
Thought I have a sneaking notion that the same goes for the vees

Who will be victorious?
Will someone be redeemed?
And that is where the story is if all is as it seemed

Who knows what twists the future has in store?
You may laugh, You may cry, You may lose your mind
But you sure as hell won't be bored