If the soul survives, like I do every summer and
I'm still a fucking bummer? Then
Everyone I know is still alive by
No choice of mine

I know exactly what I did
I opted out by never really opting-in
And never really thought I would survive
And this just can’t be right
Since the right co-opted nihilism, I’ll decide not to decide

I'm still my father’s son, only ever looking out for number one
Who knew life could be anything but?

Fell every tree in the forest
Put a bullet in every poet
Flatten every mountain
Level every hill
You’d best believe it
'Cause they fucking will

Who knew life could be anything but?

And this just can’t be right (fell every tree in the forest)
Put a bullet in every poet (who knew life could be anything but?)
Put a bullet in every poet
I’ll decide not to decide (flatten every mountain)
Level every hill
You’d best believe it
Only ever looking out for number one (who knew life could be anything but?)
'Cause they fucking will

Fell every tree in the forest
Put a bullet in every poet
Flatten every mountain
Level every hill
And you’d best believe it