I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!
When you dead and in your grave
No more women will you crave
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!

I trust you in my home, you rascal, you
Said, I trust you in my home, you rascal, you
You know I trust you in my home
You wouldn't leave my wife alone
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!

You asked my wife to wash your clothes, you rascal, you
You asked my wife to wash your clothes, you rascal, you
You asked my wife to wash your clothes
And something else I suppose
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!

I'll be oh so glad when you dead, you rascal, you
I'll be so glad when you dead, you rascal, you!
I'll be sittin' on a corner full of gin
When they bring your dead body in
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!