Whats on the movies
Whats on the tube
Whats on a woman's mind
I don't have a clue
Whats with this cell phone
What the hell is wrong
With my car
I think I'll go in here
Check it out
And see whats on the bar

What is the game plan
Whats with this job
Whats the problem at home
Thats the problem by far
Whats a matter with me
Drinking friends let me
Tell you the truth
I've been close to love
But no cigar
So tell me whats on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam
Do you have a little green Jack
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock it on back
And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior
Is whats a girl
And whats on the bar

Can you make a Margarita
Do you have a glass tall
Do you have a bad that knows
How to play an old
Jimmy Reeves song
Would you like to know the hot spots
The best places by far
Can't recommend whats on the menu
But I know whats on the bar

Whats on your mind
Whats in your heart
Well thats the difference in a
Happy kind of life
Or just falling apart
Do you wanna know the hot spots
I know 'em near and far
I don't know whats on the menu
But I know whats on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam
Do you have a little green Jack
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock them both back
And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior
Is hello baby
And whats on the bar
Whats a girl
And whats on the bar