This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty.
This is a real-life two job working family.
And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together.

I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five.
I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive.
My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen.
Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three.

And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty.
This is a real-life two job working family.
And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together.

Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream.
You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam.
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see.
My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"
I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV.

And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty.
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee.
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen.
Nah We're just man and woman holding things together.

No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty.
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee.
I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen.
Nah just man and woman holding this thing together.

And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together.