Practice social distancing
Living under quarantine
Stuck at home and stay clean COVID-19

Eatin pancakes brownies
Ice cream books and Sunday
Getting fatter by the day
Love handles will appear from here May

I don't know don't know what to do
When I gotta go number two
Please we'll have to do the labor
Because there's no more
Toilet paper
Toilet paper
Toilet paper

Will help a friendly neighbor
Toilet paper
Toilet paper
Be a giver not a taker

Package is arriving
After so much shopping
I shouldn't be spending
With the markets crashing
Allthis stress is hard to take
So I drink the wine that came
To quarentine it's not that bad
If I could wipe my ass

I don't know don't know what to do
When I gotta go number two
Please we'll have to do the labor
Because there's no more
Toilet paper
Toilet paper
Toilet paper

Will help a friendly neighbor
Toilet paper
Toilet paper
Be a giver not a taker